yeah i can tell jsyk

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Mike Green on a Segway: the full sequence.

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dewottsunglasses:

tc-city:

dewottsunglasses:

HMMM

I’m going to new york city on June 11 to about 24 or so, going with aunts and mom on roadtrip.

Gonna try to convince them to let me stop by the pokemon store

so I can get a plush

I might post a pic of myself with it if I get one

proobably a dewott one of course

LOL IM COMING WITH

DON’T HOG THE LAPTOP

I PAID FOR THIS SHIZZ NIG’

fine i have an android anyway lol

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lumisquirrel:

sharkytails:

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mysilentlullaby:

duamuteffe:

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piedoomy:

zevirex:

typicalbrony:

yourfavoritebrony:

ponyvillenews:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Pokemon: you leave your house to be an animal trainer. 

Battlefield: Basically Call of Duty.

Sims- basically the boring part of real life- houses, jobs, money,kids- rolled into a game.

Skyrim; Walkin, walkin, walkin, arrow in the knee, new spell, poof, HEY A DRAGON! but wait… your game froze.

some weird robot lady locked you in a closet and you make holes and shit to get to the door

Alice: Madness Returns: Crazy Alice-poser runs around slashing shit with a knife and and fighting all these things in this place because she’s crazy 

Space Harrier - You’re a guy who clings to a inexplicably free-roaming jet engine that only goes at Ludicrous Speed and you have a weapon you never see that shoots lasers or sommat at large lumpy obstacles. Sometimes you die because you fly into a mammoth.

Silent Hill: You’re looking for you child because you are a terrible father and lost her. You encounter some cult and drug peddling shit and you get creeped the fuck out. You end up finding out your kid is the reincarnation of a “virgin Mary” type figure and you end up killing the god she gives birth to.

you’re an italian renaissance playboy who does literally nothing but kill a bunch of people because his family was killed, thus fighting violence with violence, and there is literally nothing else in the game except for some historical figures who want to bang you (or your dad)

Portal 2: You’re a brain-damaged woman who can’t talk. You team up with a potato and jump through some holes so some robot can get off on it. In co-op you and your partners are robot slaves who jump through some holes so another robot can get off on it.

So like, your this mary-sue of a man who happens to be a freaking GENIUS and he can literally do ANYTHING. Oh yeah, the main gameplay? you solve puzzles, I am NOT EVEN JOKING. And some of the puzzles are hard as SHIT man, and the mary-sue man just watches you suffer through wrong answer after wrong answer while wearing that SHITTY ASS SMILE OF HIS. You don’t even need to walk, man, you don’t even have to JUMP. Also once in a while you are treated to some in-game cutscenes which aren’t TOO BAD but still

Dead Space: Some people go to this place and there’s alien things there and they try to kill them and there’s blood.

Dead Space 2: You’re still in space and things are still trying to kill you and you used to have a girlfriend but now shes dead but you’re still crazy (harhar) about her so

League of Legends: You pick some guy and you go on this map and go up against other guys who yell at you about being a noob and the guys on your team do the same thing and then you uninstall and go home. That’s after you run up to turrets and say hi.

Fire Emblem 6 (have so many favorites, just choosing this one): You’re some preteen called Roy who gets thrust into some international war because his worthless father is too busy coughing up shit and some guy with a beard died. You fight Bern, ruled by some guy called Zephiel who is queer enough that he has to spin around twenty times before attacking you (not even kidding http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS_wcyB_TYE) with family problems who revived the dragons whose asses were already kicked by humans a thousand years ago.

Then you push over a lot of guys until they’re dead and then when you push over Zephiel and he’s dead then if you took the time to collect ALL special edition legendary weapons you get to hear a dragon’s sob story then push her over. then she’s actually okay and happy happy joy joy

Kingdom Hearts: Some bisexual kid running around with an oversized house key and his pet dog and duck looking for his potential boy crush and some pink wearing bimbo whiles doing errands for an oversized mouse whiles fighting off an organizations of 11 homosexuals, a rowdy bitch and his blonde side, who apparently discovers the wonders of having women-like feelings in a matter of a year, but has to return said lady like feelings into the actual hero. Then it’s back to looking for your boy crush who you cry over more than the girl who made a fricken charm for you! Along the way there’s some feels feels feels and more feels and some bull about hearts or something. And now the kid with the oversized key has to set out again on a errand from the giant mouse after just getting back home because of something they found in a cricket’s diary. Now he has to save a bunch of people so everybody can be happy and have a giant orgy of friendship.

[spoiler] The kid’s parents are dead [end spoiler]

Infamous 1: You’re Cole, a shitty ass poor kid who even your girlfriend makes more money than you, in fact, you are so poor you live on top of the rooftop of a buliding with your sexually frustrated best friend Zeke. In the beginning of the game you find yourself running mindlessly around the city with lightning giving you nice little surprises by shooting up your ass in every direction possible, and that which actually make you a Superhero, whose power is  summoning lightning from your hands. To make things worse, many cults emerge and it is your duty to stop them. Although Zeke is your best friend, his only role in the game is to fuck everything up. Your girlfriend in the other hand, dumps you while at the same time blue balls you just after you had rescued her from a fucking 30 story building cuz she’s on her period. She is also killed by your enemy Kessler, who you find out is the person who gave you your powers. As the game progresses, you find a man named John and since everyone else is never any helpful you team up with him. Though later you kill him, just for the lulz. The last boss is ofcourse, Kessler, and after you whoop his teleporting ass he skullfucks you, you find out that you and Kessler are the same person, because turns there is a wild beast being shat out from the bowels of the earth and Kessler was too chicken shit to do it so, he went back in time to make you do it instead.

dewottsunglasses:

HMMM

I’m going to new york city on June 11 to about 24 or so, going with aunts and mom on roadtrip.

Gonna try to convince them to let me stop by the pokemon store

so I can get a plush

I might post a pic of myself with it if I get one

proobably a dewott one of course

LOL IM COMING WITH

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broken-still-doll:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

IT’S BACK

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dewottsunglasses:

when in rage, throw chairs and strip off as much clothes as possible.

PROBLEM SOLVED

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